Pierrot et les ciseaux

Is Pierrot cut? A certain woman Pierrot has been chasing - yes chasing in opposition to the women, either the lovelorn, the scorned lovers or the carless, whom typically chase Pierrot - there is a woman out there, mes amis, who commands the fullest of his respect, and possesses all of his irrational qualities, to the extent that Pierrot has already moved on to his next birdie when she calls and says she'd love to talk. How did she find Pierrot, having disgraced his employer, spouse and circle of acquaintances, just to dash all his chances of forgetting her wonderful shape and easy laughter? And then, when willing Pierrot arrives heroically on the scene, she has some excuse and is always beyond his loving arms, beyond his soft, sweet kisses! With some excuse, some useless excuse that Pierrot, knowing man of the streets can see right through and cries 'Ecrasez l'infame!' as that fool Voltaire once did, but for a purpose far greater than for reason, the purpose of love! Perhaps Pierrot ought to painth is face blue and strap a strip of dynamite around his head, would that make his love happy? Pierrot was born without fear, and whatever fear he may have acquired, he conquered with a treatment of Rimbaud and some excellent shiraz, taken together sur La Rhone. Soon, soon Pierrot will be forced to say: 'excusez-moi, mademoiselle, you will be with me or forced to face the eternal darkness that is life without my geourgeous Gallic visage!'